I was thinking, what if Pepper put cute little notes in Tony’s helmet. Then I was like nah, but I know someone who would do that.
“Be safe out there!
I love you!Good luck.
-Coulson”
The best part of this movie was Coulson’s huge crush on Captain America oh my gosh
FUCKIN CUTIE OMG COULSON <3
#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE
To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.
HNNG.
(Source: the-starkster)
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh gosh
phil baby why
cries f roevrb
(Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)
You know what I don’t understand?
That really skinny censor bar that only covers up like 1/100th of the penis in mangas
apparently its cos they can show a dick but not an orifice or something
- Set ringtone to “Carry on My Wayward Son”
- Get a phone call
- Count the number of people who cringe or start crying.
“I’m just like eridan” says the middle class white straight human teenage female who knows nothing of military history, doesn’t care about the sea, is single because she doesn’t bother flirting with other people whatsoever, and would disagree with any form of genocide
This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.
#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long luscious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms
(Source: amalie1)
